Saturday, August 31, 2019
A few jokes from what's been going on, my day-to-day.
298 lbs, 6' 1" always told that I carry it well, let's get to know one another,,, I'll let you carry it.
I'm at an intersection in Manhattan guy goes to hand me a card that says FREE scoop of ice cream, I reach out to take one and he says, "it's on the kid's menu," my I'll take me ten of them.
I had a few Trump jokes that I can't share.... they got redacted.
I'm on a bus that pulls up to a gas station, the driver opens the door and rushes out. I say to the folks opposite me.. when you gotta go, you gotta go. Five miniutes later I say this is why planes have two pilots.
How can you tell there's an amateur comedian on the bus, they're sitting in the disabled section.
Something different at home, the pint of ice cream next to my hand melted................ no smoke alarm!
Thank you for clicking on Bipolar Shorts, hoping I made you laugh.